Tag: Alchemy
Why I’m Not Taking GLP-1s—Even Though the World Thinks I Should

| Wellness

Drop everything because your feed is now a GLP-1 ad factory. Every scroll feels like a montage of before-and-after photos, dramatic weight loss claims, and…

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Surfing Lessons: How Failing at a New Sport Actually Builds Brainpower

| Wellness

Okay but like, why is no one talking about how failing at a new sport is the best workout. I’m the type of person who’s basically a human highlighter for…

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My 2025 Beauty Obsessions You Need to Know About

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Manifesting this energy: My 2025 beauty obsessions are here, and they’re basically my skin’s new BFFs. I’ve been scrolling through my Canva collage of HGs…

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Dry Skin Survival Guide: What Actually Works (And What Doesn’t)

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If you’ve ever felt like your skin is a desert in a tropical storm, you’re not alone. I’m 28, fair-skinned, and I’ve been battling seasonal allergic…

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Morning Masks Are the New 7-Skin Method (And I’m Not Judging)

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Okay but like WHY is no one talking about morning masks replacing toner. I’m here to say they’re legit.

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Pore Strips vs. a Full Skincare Routine: My Partner’s Skin Transformation (Spoiler: It’s Not Just About Pores)

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Okay so like, I’m not a skincare expert, more of a hobbyist, but I did something kinda wild last week—tore into my partner’s face with a pore strip. Not…

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Skin Goals? My 2023 Routine is Giving Me Hella Flakes

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Okay but like WHY is no one talking about my skincare chaos. I’m the girl with dry, acne-prone, sensitive, type 2 rosacea skin who’s been seeing a…

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Slow-Aging Secret: How to Keep Your Skin Tight & Elastic at 31?

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The girls that get it, get it: firmness isn’t about hiding wrinkles—it’s about keeping your skin feeling like it’s still 25, even when you’re 31. Yeah,…

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My Face is a Mess and I’m Not Okay with It

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Okay but like WHY is no one talking about the fact that my face is basically a greasy avocado and I’m just trying to survive. I’ve had acne since 6th grade…

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Tretinoin Truths: My Skin’s Comeback Story (No Makeup, All Results)

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Ugh, finally someone said it: Tretinoin isn’t a one-and-done hack. My skin’s been a drama queen since I hit 35—redness, texture chaos, and nothing worked.

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