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💡 TLDR
So apparently, the bob is back, and this time it’s bringing the drama. Between the “fuckass bob” and the “cunty little bob,” we’re living in a hair feud that’s less Sex and the City and more The Sopra…
So apparently, the bob is back, and this time it’s bringing the drama. Between the “fuckass bob” and the “cunty little bob,” we’re living in a hair feud that’s less Sex and the City and more The Sopranos. These bobs aren’t just cuts—they’re personality statements, fashion flexes, and sometimes, full-blown emotional grenades. Let’s break down the vibe, the origin story, and why your hair shouldn’t be the center of a drama squad.
The “fuckass bob” is the unapologetic, no-nonsense version of a bob. Think of it as the Edna Mode of haircuts: sharp, blunt, and totally unflinching. It’s that haircut you get when you wave your hand vaguely around your neck and say, “cut it here,” with zero details. The term blew up in 2019 after a viral video of a girl yelling, “You talk so much—SO MUCH… with that fuckass bob!” and later got meme’d via Euphoria’s Kat and Kim Kardashian’s 2023 bob. It’s the boiled chicken of bobs—basic, functional, and somehow iconic. The FAB is all about geometry, strength, and that “I didn’t come here to make friends” energy. It’s the flapper’s cousin, channeling Vidal Sassoon’s 70s power moves.
Then there’s the “cunty little bob,” which is basically the FAB’s cooler, more sassy cousin. Coined by Leslie Bibb’s White Lotus character, Kate, it’s a blunt, straight-across cut with a slight angle, longer in the front. It’s the hairstyle that whispers, “I’m cute, but I’m also a boss,” while flipping hair behind an ear or tousling it into a “who me?” look. Unlike the FAB, the CLB is all about that “effortless” vibe—think Amy Dunne from Gone Girl with a side of Parisian chic. It’s soft, slightly rebellious, and somehow both sweet and sharp.
The takeaway? Bobs are not one-size-fits-all. The FAB is for the girlboss who wants to make a statement, while the CLB is for the sassy queen who’s also a bit of a drama queen. Both are valid, but neither should be your go-to unless you’re ready to embrace the drama.
💫 Drop your thoughts below—let’s keep the vibes fierce.
So what’s your bob story? Would you ever rock a FAB or CLB, or are you sticking to your natural hair? Drop your thoughts below—let’s keep the vibes fierce.
❓ People Also Ask
What’s the difference between Fuck Ass Bob and Cunty Little Bob?
Fuck Ass Bob is more aggressive and dominant. Cunty Little Bob is smaller, more submissive, and often used for comedic effect in wrestling depictions.
Are Fuck Ass Bob and Cunty Little Bob real wrestlers?
No, they are fictional characters from wrestling lore. They represent archetypes used for entertainment and storylines, not real people.
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